Wintertime Blues Challenge
Answers for the Trail Challenge
Pony Cousins were pretty quick to figure out that the 1st instincts of Ole SMR
in meeting challenges on the trail are probably not always in the best interests
of safety or comfort for the group.
With that said, here are some answers and those Cousins who gave
corresponding answers got 20 points for the #1 answer;
10 points for the #2 answer; and 5 points for the #3 answer.
Some Cousins got points for giving a clever answer;
and some Cousins got points when the Seahawks scored.
(Perhaps if the team had scored more points, the Cousins would have scored more points.)
Trail Challenge #1
Going up steep hills can be a struggle for the trail pony who hasnt gotten into top shape.
When stopping on a steep trail to let the ponies catch their breath, should you
a) stay in line and face the pony's head up the trail
b) turn the pony's body so as to be perpendicular to the trail
c) drop your reins to take a swig of whiskey; let everyone else worry about where you are.
Answer: B: if there is room on the trail, one should face the side of the trail;
Answer A got 10 points because some times there is no room on the side of a drop-off
when an emergency occurs.
Answer C got 5 points because sometimes that is the only chance to get a little swig on the trail.
Trail Challenge #2
Crossing streams can be daunting for inexperienced trail ponies;
cow ponies dont usually run across streams in the roping arena. Not usually.
When crossing a stream on a reluctant pony, should you
a) "pony up" to a more experienced trail pony
b) let your pony figure it out on his own
c) take a swig of whiskey and wait for the Divine Ms C and the Desert Rose
to dismount and come lead your pony across.
Answer: A: I went with answer A because most ponies benefit from the assurance of a
more experienced companion;
Answer B got 10 points because in some cases, a pony just needs a little encouragement, patience,
and time to take those 1st steps into the water;
Answer C got 5 points because there is a chance that your pony will think that those 2 Cousins
are ponies also and will follow them anywhere. (see answer A)
Trail Challenge #3
Sometimes corrections and further training of a trail pony need to occur on the trail.
Some of the other ponies may become nervous or fidgety while the training is going on.
What is one thing that you can do to keep your pony focused on you during the distraction?
a) exercises, such as neck flexion, or one-rein pulls
b) move about in the saddle by leaning right and left, tugging the horn, etc
c) drop your reins, let the pony eat grass, and take a swig of whiskey.
Answer: A: This is recommended by trainers such as John Lyons, Clinton Anderson, and the Parellis;
Answer B got 10 points because it is also a good way to see if your cinch is tight enough
to keep your body from hitting the ground with a thud down the trail;
Answer C got 5 points because sometimes a Cousin needs to steady the nerves -
especially if the Cousin is riding the pony that is acting up.
Trail Challenge #4
While stopping for a breather, your pony sniffs something that looks like rabbit droppings.
One of the Pony Cousins shouts out that they see some really cute kitty paw prints beside the trail.
Just then, Dusty, the lead pony, lets out a huge snort.
Realizing that Dusty has just gotten wind of a mountain lion, you should
a) send Desert Rose up ahead to take a shot at it (come on, you know she has a pistol!)
b) quietly reverse your ponies and go find another trail
c) take a swig of whiskey, gather up your reins, and run like hell in the opposite direction;
every Cousin for herself; pray that you are riding the fastest pony;
you dont have to outrun the mountain lion, you just have to outrun the other Pony Cousins.
Answer: B: If the cat isnt chasing you, you do not want to give it any reason to do so.
Picture a kitty chasing a string - you would be the string;
Answer A got 10 points because if Desert Rose has been drinking enough "trail courage",
she would take on anything!
Answer C got 5 points because "you dont have to outrun the mountain lion,
you just have to outrun the other Pony Cousins":
forget the barrel racing - we'll see who has the fastest pony now!
Trail Challenge #5
Your pony has been rubbing his head on the butt of the pony ahead of you and
catches the straps of his bridle on the other pony's gear.
The other pony kicks out and your pony jumps back, breaking its bridle.
The bridle falls off and your pony sees the opportunity for a snack break.
Which of the following Pony Cousins do you think will have the necessary gadgets
to repair the bridle and will have the knowledge to be able to fix it?
a) Pony Girl
b) Desert Rose
c) Saddle Mtn Rider
Answer: B: Believe it or not, Desert Rose has been in this predicament before and has fixed the problem;
Answer A got 10 points because Pony Girl is smart enough to figure out
whose gear to tear apart to fix the problem;
Answer C got 5 points because, even though SMR should have the repair materials in her saddle bag,
she probably dumped it out at the trailer in order to fit in more booze;
and even though she should be able to figure out how to fix the problem,
she probably has been drinking enough of her booze supply that she cant even see the problem.
Trail Challenge #6
The Cuzettes ride their ponies up to the log house to use the hot tub on a beautiful summer evening.
While tying the ponies to the hitch post, they discover that someone is already in the tub,
cooler in-hand, enjoying the bubbling water.
Which one of the following Cuzettes will approach the interloper with stern words?
a) Full Moon
b) Palomino Girl
c) Pony Girl
Answer: B: Okay. Have you met Palomino Girl? Enough said.
Answer A got 10 points because Full Moon would probably refer to the visitor by unflattering names,
if there wasnt more booze to share;
Answer C got 5 points because Pony Girl would be glad to see a certain "FarmBoy" in the hot tub.
Trail Challenge #7
While on a moonlight ride up on the hill, the Cuzettes get disoriented, take the wrong trail,
and cant figure out how to get back to the ranch.
Back at the ranch, the other Cousins realize that the Cuzettes have not returned
and determine that something should be done.
a) Jane and Jeanette saddle up their fast-paced ponies and dash up the trail
b) Eeeeee and Betsy mix another batch of martinis
c) the Farmboy, figures out where they are and drives his truck up the road to lead them down.
Wouldnt happen if the darn Cuzettes wouldnt get drunk in the hot tub
and then want to go trail riding.
Answer: C: FarmBoy would be the logical choice to find them,
not just because of his familiarity with the area -
it has more to do with his familiarity with a certain Pony Girl.
Answer B got 10 points because, if the Pony Cousins are to remain calm in this crisis,
they will require sedatives. And what better way to take sedatives than with martinis?
Answer A got 5 points because they will have their ponies halfway saddled before
they hear the shaker mixing their martinis.
Results from this Trail Challenge
Cowgirljlynn: 65 points
Paint Girl: 130 points
Desert Rose: 140 points
Palomino Girl: 100 points
Bronco Betsy: 125
Queen of Hearts: 105
Wintertime Blues Challenge Results
-Remember-
-All Pony Cousins are Champions-
8th place with a total of 10 points: Full Moon
7th place with a total of 25 points: Cousin E
6th place with a total of 105 points: Cowgirljlynn
5th place with a total of 130 points: Palomino Girl
4th place with a total of 140 points: Queen of Hearts
3rd place with a total of 160 points: Bronco Betsy
2nd place with a total of 165 points: Paint Girl
1st place with a total of 185 points: Desert Rose
Thank you, dear Cousins for playing my little game.
I hope that you enjoyed playing along, because i sure did enjoy reading your answers!
Well, it's just a little something for office or tack room
to display for others to see...your
Pony-lovin' heart!
Desert Rose will be receiving her prize real soon.
(D.R.: please email me your desert address!)
Now, Cousin Eeeeee and i are planning a real special Round Up,
the details of which we will announce soon.
So we need to hear from each and every one of you as to a date
when you will most likely be able to attend.
(April, May, June?)
We all understand that to single out a weekend where we all are available
is next to impossible.
But let's give it a shot.